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Nigel Farage Unveils ‘Wexit’

In a bold and inevitable follow-up to Brexit, Nigel Farage has announced his next grand project: Wexit—the UK’s withdrawal from the Westminster system itself..

“”It’s time to recognise the real custodians of Britain’s heritage,” Farage said, standing solemnly before a weathered oak tree. “For too long, we have been governed by career politicians who have no connection to the land, the people, or the deeper forces that shape this great country.

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Taylor Swift: A Satirical Legacy

Many fans are aware of Taylor Swift’s distant relation to poet Emily Dickinson, but few know the deeper, more ironic truth. Swift, the global pop sensation, is actually a direct descendant of the legendary Irish satirist Jonathan Swift.

Keir Starmer’s Wife: “He Blames the Tories for Everything – Even in the Bedroom!”

In an exclusive interview, Lady Victoria Starmer has revealed a side to Sir Keir Starmer that the public rarely sees

The Truth behind That 1890s Greta Thunberg photo

In a shocking turn of events, climate activist Greta Thunberg has come forward with a revelation that will change everything we thought we knew about her

Elon Musk Partners with Tooth Fairy for Neuralink Deployment

In a stunning development, Elon Musk has officially teamed up with the Tooth Fairy to facilitate the rollout of his controversial Neuralink technology.

‘Two Tier Keir’ Starmer Denies ‘Two-Tier’ Allegations

Starmer, ever the picture of composure, categorically denied the claims, insisting that Labour remains committed to inclusivity and fairness.

UEFA Unveils Cristiano Ronaldo’s New Ball

UEFA announced today that it will be launching a special edition football designed by none other than Cristiano Ronaldo

Lord Starmer & Ali : The Lords and the New Creatures

There are whispers floating through the corridors of Westminster—hushed, knowing murmurs about two of Britain’s most enigmatic figures. Lord Starmer and Lord Ali.

“Brad Pitt is a scamming bastard”- Tinder Date

t all started with a swipe. Rachel, 47, was casually browsing Tinder when—ping—up popped the face that launched a thousand heartthrobs.

Kermit the Frog Comes Out as Gay

After years of ribbiting uncertainty, Kermit the Frog has come out as gay, sparking a wave of joy and support across the swamp,

Luis Suárez’s Tasting Tour

As Uruguayan legend Luis Suárez approaches the twilight of his career, fans and critics aren’t just curious about his best goals or toughest rivals—they’re hungry to know which bites were truly unforgettable..

Klaus Schwab: “You will eat zee Bugs”. Preparing Humanity for an Insectoid Future

World Economic Forum (WEF) founder Klaus Schwab unveiled his latest and boldest project yet

Disney Announces the Grand Opening of BarcelonaLand™️

Disney is thrilled to announce its acquisition of the iconic city of Barcelona, now transformed into BarcelonaLand™️

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Meet The Experts

Every evening, the editorial team hosts seances to summon the spirits of iconic satirists like Jonathan Swift, Oscar Wilde, and Mark Twain. Fueled by candles, questionable beverages, and perhaps a mild case of insanity, they harness the timeless wit of these literary legends

Mark Twain
George Orwell
Albert Camus