Kermit the Frog Comes Out as Gay

After years of ribbiting uncertainty, Kermit the Frog has come out as gay, sparking a wave of joy and support across the swamp. The once somber amphibian, who felt confused about his identity, now proudly runs a thriving gay bar, “The Swamp Queen,” where frogs and Muppets alike enjoy Atrazine shots—a playful nod to the … Continue reading Kermit the Frog Comes Out as Gay