There are whispers floating through the corridors of Westminster—hushed, knowing murmurs about two of Britain’s most enigmatic figures. Lord Starmer and Lord Ali, once seen as merely colleagues, have grown inseparably close, drawing the sort of raised eyebrows and knowing smirks that accompany the phrase “close friends” uttered with a wink. But their bond, it seems, goes beyond mere political camaraderie.
The rumors point to something far more secretive than just political maneuvering. Starmer and Ali have established what insiders now refer to as their own “Lords Society,” a strange, quasi-Masonic circle with distinct echoes of a twisted Dead Poets Society, where their conversations weave between esoteric poetry and visions of societal control. As well as discussing the expected poets such as Keats, Yates and Byron. Starmer and Ali have focused their musings on a far more esoteric and unexpected source of inspiration: Jim Morrison former lead singer of the Doors. Especially his only published work ‘ The Lords and the New Creatures.’ This is not a casual interest—they are obsessed, seeing Morrison’s poetic critique of society not as a warning but as an instruction manual for governance.
The Lords Among Us
It’s been whispered—never announced—that Starmer and Ali consider themselves as the modern embodiment of Morrison’s “Lords.” In Morrison’s world, the Lords are detached, controlling figures, masters of spectacle and manipulation, steering society while the masses, the “New Creatures,” are pacified by entertainment and distraction. Starmer, fresh from yet another invitation to a Taylor Swift concert, has allegedly been heard confiding to Ali, “The people? They don’t need policies. They need distraction. Give them spectacle, and they will gladly follow.”
His frequent attendance at such high-profile events—concerts, football matches, and even fashion shows—has raised eyebrows. Critics call it indulgence, but those privy to the inner workings of this secret society know better. “Research,” Starmer calls it, with a smirk. “A study of the modern opium of the masses.” It’s not indulgence, you see—it’s preparation for a new age of governance. “You need to understand the pulse of the New Creatures,” he allegedly whispered to a fellow politician at a post-match dinner, “if you’re going to lead them.”
Lord Ali, always the pragmatist, is said to be even more explicit in his intentions. In one of their whispered, dimly-lit poetry readings, Ali was overheard saying, “The future belongs to those who can transcend humanity. The Lords are the ones who understand this. Morrison knew it. Harari sees it. And it’s time we stepped into our role.” Their discussions often veer into philosophical debates about transhumanism and the next phase of human evolution, with Ali reportedly suggesting that their “research” is more than mere cultural observation. “We are preparing for the inevitable,” he is rumored to have said. “The rise of the Lords…and the redesign of the creatures.”
Lords of the Future: Transhumanism and Beyond
For Starmer and Ali, however, the vision doesn’t stop with mere bread and circuses. Beyond the theatrical, Morrison-inspired rhetoric lies something more futuristic. Their whispered conversations reportedly delve into the ideas of thinkers like Yuval Noah Harari, whose predictions of a society split into the “gods” (a new elite) and the “useless eaters” (everyone else) seem to echo Morrison’s dichotomy of Lords and New Creatures. Ali, ever the philosopher, has been heard musing about Harari’s Homo Deus, suggesting that they, the Lords, are the ones poised to evolve into this higher state.
“We’ll transcend, Keir,” Ali allegedly whispered during one of their late-night meetings, where only a handful of trusted insiders were present. “We’ll be the ones who move beyond human. The Lords have always been destined for more.”
Starmer’s reply? A bemused smile as he quoted Morrison once again: “There are no longer ‘dancers,’ the people are the dance itself.” A cryptic line, sure, but those who were present understood the meaning well. The public are simply players, a distraction for themselves, while the Lords—Starmer and Ali—set the stage for a new era. “The New Creatures will be too busy dancing to notice we’ve become gods,” Starmer reportedly added, leaning in close to Ali
“Imagine a future where every decision you make is pre-determined by data, by algorithms. No more uncertainty, no more confusion. You’ll know what to eat, who to love, how to think—all courtesy of the Lords’ benevolent guidance.”
Let them eat Greggs sausage Rolls
“The Lords appease us with images. They give us books, concerts, galleries, shows, cinemas. Especially the cinemas. Through art they confuse us and blind us to our enslavement. Art adorns our prison walls, keeps us silent and diverted, and indifferent”.- Jim Morrison